User blog comment:Eskapist19/Devil May Cry 5/@comment-24.113.145.201-20091231190222

The living cave was pretty surreal. So were certain parts of Hell in #3.

There were 4 Wisemen who visited Jesus in the manger. Chuck Norris was the 4th Wiseman, and he gave Jesus the gift of facial hair, a gift which Jesus carried with him for the rest of his life. The 3 other Wisemen were so jealous of this fact that they had Chuck Norris written out of the bible. All 3 died of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Who the hell is Lord Lucan?