Devil May Cry 5/Transcript

Mission 0: Prologue
(The Broker - Morrison)

Morrison: We've known each other a long time. You never had this much trouble. You gonna make it through this, Dante?

Mission 1: Nero
Nero: Cheer up crew-cut.

Mission 2: Qliphoth
(Before Goliath battle)

Nero: Somebody call a doctor?

Goliath: Human! I wasn't expecting any survivors.

Nero: Sorry to disappoint ya.

Goliath: Your blood... is a very precious sacrifice. Eating you would do me no good. I must have every last drop... to rule the Underworld... as king!

Nero: King? You? I don't know. I mean, you're a big guy and all, but you seem to be a knuckle-scrapping fart in the wind than anything else. No offense!

Goliath: Puny human... do you know who I am? I shall show... the wrath... of the mighty Goliath!!!!

Nero: Cool trick! Hey, do you do parties?

(During Goliath battle)

Goliath: You'll be sorry for this!

Nero: Yeah, maybe I will. Sorry I'm about to kill ya!

Goliath: Insolent human! You're the one who's going to die!

Goliath: Hahahahaa! Tremble before my might!

Nero: It's your grave... jack it up all you want.

Goliath: The next thing to shatter will be your bones!

Goliath: Stop buzzing around!

Goliath: Is that all, you puny human? The fruit is mine!

Goliath: Eat dirt, you scum!

Goliath: H-how could a mere human do this!?

Nero: Says a mere demon... how about we wrap this up?

Goliath: Damn you!

Goliath; Death upon you!

Nero: You're eating garbage now? You got some weird tastes.

Goliath: You mock me, you die!

(After Goliath battle)

Mission 12: Yamato
Vergil: Dante...

Mission 18: Awakening
(Before V's Familiars battle)

Dante: Hey guys! I thought you all went back into Vergil. You're gonna wish you did.

Griffon: Oh the wise guy Dante. We were spawned from Vergil's abominable thoughts... but you knew that already.

Dante: Come to think of it, I knew something was off. Just like with my old brother.

Griffon: Well, we're merely the discarded thoughts when he was Nelo Angelo, no longer bound in his consciousness, so we're here now... to kill with our own free will. Liberating!

Griffon: And kill you we shall Dante. Us, not Vergil.

(During V's Familiars battle)

(After V's Familiars battle)

Mission 19: Vergil
(Before Dante vs Vergil battle)

Dante: Hey Vergil! Your portal-opening days are over. Give me the Yamato.

Vergil: If you want it... then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that.

Dante: I had a feeling you'd say that.

Vergil: How many times have we fought?

Dante: Hard to say, it's the memory I have of us since we were kids.

(Both Dante & Vergil smile)

Dante: Time to finish this Vergil. Once and for all!

(During Dante vs Vergil battle)

(After Dante vs Vergil battle)

Vergil: Nero is my son?

Dante: Yeah, dumbass. You can't remember through that thick skull of yours?

Vergil: Well, well... That was a long time ago.

Dante: I guess you were young once, too. As much as I'd love to hear that story, I think it's about time we...

VergiL: ...ended this.

(Dante and Vergil charge each other, Nero appears between the two)

Mission 20: True Power
June 15 04:27pm Kyrie: Hello? Nero? Is that you Nero?

(Before Nero vs Vergil battle)

(Nero appears between Dante and Vergil)

Vergil: This is... curious.

Dante: Nero?

(Nero pushes the two away from each other)

Vergil: What form of power is this?

Dante: What the hell?

Nero: This ends, right here.

Dante: Listen to me. I told you already, this is not your-

(Nero slaps Dante away)

Nero: You listen, dead weight. I won't let you kill each other. There are other ways of settling your differences. I'm putting a stop to this sibling rivalry.

Vergil: Ahh, you came all this way just for that.

Nero: Vergil...V...whatever you call yourself... Dante's not gonna die here, and neither are you. Do you have a problem with that?

Dante: "Not gonna die", my ass. That bitch slap nearly killed me.

Vergil: If I beat Nero... Then by default, I beat you. Agreed, Dante?

Dante: Whatever. I don't really care. I'm just gonna sit this one out.

Nero: When this is over, I'll make you submit... Father.