User blog comment:Eskapist19/Devil May Cry 5/@comment-24.113.145.201-20100101055452

My guess is the apprentice would be a half demon, but not of the Sparda bloodline.

Chuck Norris is also suing the makers of Bubble Tape, claiming that "Six feet of fun" is the slogan for his penis.

(When I tried to type "penis", my PS3's predictive dictionary came up with "penthouse" and "penetration". Creepy.)