User blog comment:Anobi/If I made a DMC game.../@comment-775152-20120205221100

I got to thinking about some possible cutscenes: In particular, when Django obtains the Python, and when Dante meets Python:

Django getting Python Django: "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" Python (weapon): *Hisses angrily* ''Each of the snakes comprising Python bite Django's wrist and wrap their bodies around his arms, all the way up to his shoulders. Django then commences whiping, lassoing, and smashing things with Python.''

''Dante enters Python's lair, walking casually and glancing around at all the machines and devices against the wall. He walks around a central pillar designed to look oddly like a coiled snake.'' Booming voice: "You must be Dante, the Son of Sparda. Your reputation preceeds you." Dante: "Does it now? Well, that certainly makes things easier. What's say we cut to the chase and get this over with?" ''The pillar in the center starts to move--it's actually Python! His head lowers down from the darkness at the top of the room'' Python: If you expect a fight, then I'm afraid you'll be sorely disappointed." Django: "And why is that?" Python: "Did I not say your reputation preceeds you?" Dante gives Python a confused look.'' Python: *sighs wearily* "I have no intention of losing my life in a pointless battle. There are far better uses of my time." Dante: "A big scary demon who doesn't want a piece of me because of my father? That's a first." Python: "I'm sure." Dante: "So, if fighting me isn't worth your time, what is?" Python (bored): "I suppose there's no harm in telling you. You'll probably just find out, anyway." Python's head moves to the far end of the room. His arms fold out of his mouth to display the machine, and point out its features. "Do you see this? I call this Chameleon. It is a fine device that makes certain things invisible to all but themselves. With this demon inside of it, its powers are focused only on demons. Thus, humans cannot see us, but we can see them." Dante: "That explains a lot." Python: "I have others creations I could tell you about, if you'd care to know." Dante: "Thanks, but I'm kind of in a hurry." Python (disappointed): "I expected as much." Dante: "You know, you could actually do both of us a favor by shutting that thing off." Python: "Exactly how does that benefit me?" Dante: "I won't have to kill you immediately." Python: "..." Dante: "So? What do you say?" Python: "I suppose it might make things... more interesting, were I to acquiesce. However, might I ask for something in return?" Dante: "That depends. What d'ya want?" Python: "Just a trinket, is all. The Shadow Eidolon. It's being kept hidden in a nearby shrine, guarded by Kelpie the Waterhorse." Dante: "Doesn't sound too bad. If you know so much about this, why don't you go and get it yourself." Python: "Is it not obvious?" Dante: "...?" Python: "I'm too big to get in the door." Dante: "Ah." Python: "Well? Your answer?" Dante (shrugging): "Well, I'm killing a demon either way, I guess I can play along. But under one condition." Python: "Name it." Dante: "You shut that Chameleon off, first." Python: "Deal." ''Python shuts off the machine, and Dante starts back out of the lair. Dante: "Huh. That went better than expected."