User blog comment:Eskapist19/Devil May Cry 5/@comment-24.113.145.201-20100101060621

Oh, and I really do hope there's not some annoying good versus evil bull**** like Fable. That would get really frustrating really quickly.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rough-hewn good looks and his unbeatable martial arts skill. Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicked the devil in the stomach and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad at Chuck Norris, and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Thursday night.